BS Bingo
Hey, do you keep falling asleep in meetings and
seminars? What about those long and boring conference
calls? BS Bingo is the way to change all of that.
Here's your BS Bingo game card, print this out before your next
meeting. If there is no meeting scheduled, then take this advice and call one.
Synergy
|
Strategic Fit | Core Competencies | Best Practice | Bottom Line |
Revisit
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Proactive | Wonderful Opportunity | Leverage | Take That Off-Line |
24/7
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Value-Added | FREE | Win-Win | Think Outside The Box |
Fast Track
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Result(s) Driven | Empower or Empowerment | Knowledge Base | At
The End Of The Day |
Touch Base
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Mindset | Client Focus(ed) | Ballpark | Game Plan |
This game is played just like "regular" Bingo - during the meeting, check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSH%T!"
Testimonials from satisfied "Bullsh%t Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I
won."
--Jack W. from Boston
"My attention span at meetings has improved
dramatically."
--David D. from Florida
"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my
first win."
--Bill R. from New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14
of us waited
for the fifth box." --Ben G. from Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSH%T!"
for the third time in two hours." --Kathleen L. from Atlanta